Carnival
  Author: explosm.net
You get what you pay for.

Court Papers
  Author: explosm.net
I've always wanted to yell that at an old lady.

Waiting For The Bus
  Author: explosm.net
Buses change lives.

Comic Relay
  Author: explosm.net
You never reveal race winning secrets. How dare that mic holding stickman ask him such.

Interruptions
  Author: explosm.net
Some people can listen to another person talk and perform bodily functions at the same time, others can't.

Buffet
  Author: explosm
Fat or skinny you can't touch the help unless you pay first.

Reading
  Author: explosm.net
Everyone knows that in soviet stick world book reads you.

Objectaphilia
  Author: explosm
If only they acted more like those fancy inanimate objects. The ones that don't talk, argue, talk, etc..

Breast
  Author: explosm.net
It's never the wrong time to ask the important questions.

Bra
  Author: explosm
What good stickman hasn't put on a bra and panties in the nice shade of pink before?