MC Hammer Slide
  Author: xkcd.com
Sometimes that special someone slides their way into your life unexpectedly.

Pep Talk
  Author: xkcd.com
Pep talks are always good! Even if the other team is busy scoring.

Working for Google
  Author: xkcd.com
Apparently Google does not like cakes shaped like the internet. Go figure.

Cryptography
  Author: xkcd.com
If you got a big keyspace, let me search it.

Penises
  Author: xkcd.com
Now I know stick woman is lying to me. Penises are way bigger than a quarter of an inch!

Not Enough Work
  Author: xkcd.com
Want to know what happens when your coders don't have anything to do?

The Perfect Sound
  Author: xkcd.com
Oh, what a pity, can't you understand . . .

Centrifugal Force
  Author: xkcd.com
You spin me right round, baby, right round, in a manner depriving me of an inertial reference frame. Baby.

Pirate Bay
  Author: xkcd.com
We find you guilty of closing your torrents as soon as they finish. Your sentence is unremovable Hungarian subtitles on everything.

Regular Expressions
  Author: xkcd.com
Wait, forgot to escape a space. Wheeeeee[taptaptap]eeeeee.