Not really into Pokemon
  Author: xkcd.com
Try it, it works.

Flies
  Author: xkcd.com
I don't know about houseflies, but we definitely caught a lot of fruit flies with our vinegar bowl. Hooray science!

Candy Button Paper
  Author: xkcd.com
Nonrewritable tape?

Hamster Ball
  Author: xkcd.com
Reportedly, double-walled inflatable balls like this exist somewhere. Now to find that place.

Labyrinth Puzzle
  Author: xkcd.com
And the whole setup is just a trap to capture escaping logicians. None of the doors actually lead out.

Right Hand Rule
  Author: xkcd.com
To really expand your mind try some noncartesian porn. Edwin Abbot Abbott has nothing on 'Girls on Girls in Tightly Closed Nonorientable Spaces'.

Reno Rhymes
  Author: xkcd.com
Did you shoot a man in Reno? Now, I don't mean to pry.

Misusing Slang
  Author: xkcd.com
It slowly dawns on us that our parents knew exactly what they were doing.

Music DRM
  Author: xkcd.com
Stick men like to wage internet wars too.

Black Hat Support
  Author: xkcd.com
So as not to leave you hanging -- it was a problem with select() calls.